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Wednesday, February 8, 2012

Valentine's Day Gifts


Shopping for a Valentine's gift for your girl squirrel? Yes, squirrel merchandising has gone over the top. You can buy your girl squirrel some squirrel lingerie. Make her 'pretty in pink' as she raids your feeder and grabs those acorns and buries them in your yard. 

Sometimes I have serious concerns about people who market things like this in the United States (or anywhere else). I mean, hey, I'm all for fashion...but for squirrels? What's next? Stilettos for squirrels? Some red lipstick maybe? Or maybe something as simple as a bright red thong? Yes, this is a real product.  But no, I didn't buy one.  Nor am I planning to. But it's one of those things that make you go hmmmm....

YouTube video courtesy of Archie McPhee and YouTube

Want to shop for the squirrel in your yard? You can buy this pink lingerie for lady squirrels at this site.  Oh, and they have some underpants for the male squirrels too, don't want to discriminate!  Shop early, shop often, oh, and they're coming to take you away...

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